I read in the paper that 60% of the American population can’t even be civil to each other at work. I can believe it. I would have guessed it might be even more. You don’t have to be at work to experience someone else’s feeling of entitlement to whatever air space they assume you’re preventing them from enjoying. Lack of civility is one thing, outright nastiness is something else. Recently, I encountered two experiences that left me wondering what the world is coming to.
My family and I were coming back to our car parked on the top deck of the garage. As I stood waiting for the passenger doors to be opened, the driver of the SUV parked next to us walked to her car, opened the door, and hit our car. It scratched the paint. When I commented to her that she could have been more careful and did she notice she had scratched the paint, she decided to bang her door into our car again. While, leaving the door open, she then dumped the contents from a bag of trash and a bottle onto the macadam between our cars. The slob then backed out, stopped, rolled down her window and proceeded to shout F___U at me several times. “Do you eat with that mouth too?” I
wondered.
The next incident occurred in our very own parking deck at the hotel. I‘ve written previously about the motorcycles terrorizing our neighborhood at night. It seems our deck makes a great place to speed up and down, knowing full well they’re driving guests insane with the noise. I just happened to be walking out of the elevator into the parking deck when one of them roared up past me. I stood there watching him turn around and zoom past me like he was going to run me over. He stopped at the bottom tier to speak with two friends. I calmly walked over and asked him if he was aware this was a hotel. Making a bad attempt at feigning a Spanish accent, he said he didn’t speak English. (Moron, you don’t
understand English, either.) I asked him if he thought it was fun to wake people up in the middle of the night by gunning their motors and drag racing up and down the street. His retort was, “Shut up bitch!” “Oh”, I said, “I see we do speak English after all.” I attempted to hold a conversation with him while he continually shouted, “Shut up bitch,” then realizing it was futile to try to reason with a hemorrhoid, I gave up. I announced I’d let the police deal with him. I calmly walked away as another of his friends showed off by roaring past me on his Hog. Good news is I can identify both the kid and his motorcycle. If I’d have had my cell phone with me, I would have taken a picture of him, his license plate and the Hog. I might have even been able to get a group shot.
The object of my displeasure was a twenty-something year old little punk with scraggly blonde hair down to his collarbone, with a brain the size of a walnut, and probably a two-inch wanger and cojones to match. His latest performance had only confirmed my original opinion of him, that being, that he feels powerless and needs a big Hog to give him a pathetic sense of power. He craves the attention the noise attracts because he’s too scanky to attract positive attention on his own. Maybe his father was disrespectful to his mother and that’s why he thinks it’s so manly to tell a woman old enough to be his mother to “shut up bitch.” What kind of mutation had to happen within the human species
before it was able to spawn such pond scum? Makes me think we should start requiring people to pass a test before they can get a license to mate.
Well, I’m ready for your next move buster. Don’t mess with me, or you just might meet your Maker in Hog Heaven. And, he won't be riding a Harley.
My family and I were coming back to our car parked on the top deck of the garage. As I stood waiting for the passenger doors to be opened, the driver of the SUV parked next to us walked to her car, opened the door, and hit our car. It scratched the paint. When I commented to her that she could have been more careful and did she notice she had scratched the paint, she decided to bang her door into our car again. While, leaving the door open, she then dumped the contents from a bag of trash and a bottle onto the macadam between our cars. The slob then backed out, stopped, rolled down her window and proceeded to shout F___U at me several times. “Do you eat with that mouth too?” I
wondered.
The next incident occurred in our very own parking deck at the hotel. I‘ve written previously about the motorcycles terrorizing our neighborhood at night. It seems our deck makes a great place to speed up and down, knowing full well they’re driving guests insane with the noise. I just happened to be walking out of the elevator into the parking deck when one of them roared up past me. I stood there watching him turn around and zoom past me like he was going to run me over. He stopped at the bottom tier to speak with two friends. I calmly walked over and asked him if he was aware this was a hotel. Making a bad attempt at feigning a Spanish accent, he said he didn’t speak English. (Moron, you don’t
understand English, either.) I asked him if he thought it was fun to wake people up in the middle of the night by gunning their motors and drag racing up and down the street. His retort was, “Shut up bitch!” “Oh”, I said, “I see we do speak English after all.” I attempted to hold a conversation with him while he continually shouted, “Shut up bitch,” then realizing it was futile to try to reason with a hemorrhoid, I gave up. I announced I’d let the police deal with him. I calmly walked away as another of his friends showed off by roaring past me on his Hog. Good news is I can identify both the kid and his motorcycle. If I’d have had my cell phone with me, I would have taken a picture of him, his license plate and the Hog. I might have even been able to get a group shot.
The object of my displeasure was a twenty-something year old little punk with scraggly blonde hair down to his collarbone, with a brain the size of a walnut, and probably a two-inch wanger and cojones to match. His latest performance had only confirmed my original opinion of him, that being, that he feels powerless and needs a big Hog to give him a pathetic sense of power. He craves the attention the noise attracts because he’s too scanky to attract positive attention on his own. Maybe his father was disrespectful to his mother and that’s why he thinks it’s so manly to tell a woman old enough to be his mother to “shut up bitch.” What kind of mutation had to happen within the human species
before it was able to spawn such pond scum? Makes me think we should start requiring people to pass a test before they can get a license to mate.
Well, I’m ready for your next move buster. Don’t mess with me, or you just might meet your Maker in Hog Heaven. And, he won't be riding a Harley.